The shoes that fart

Yes, I have shoes that fart. As if I NEED anything else on or around my body to make fart noises!

Recently, I was shopping with a friend and had a little time to kill while waiting for her to finish up one of her stops. I saw a Macy's store and went in. Keep in mind I NEVER go to Macy's. Too rich for my budget. Anyways, I see they are having a shoe clearance sale. Who can resist a shoe clearance? Certainly not me.

Sure enought, I find a pair of cute, cute, cute flip flops in my size and for an excellent (cheap) price and purchase them.

I am wearing my cute new shoes and have discovered they somehow create a little suction to the bottom of my feet and then make a not so discrete "Pffffft" noise when the suction breaks.

Great, it now sounds like I have the walking farts. So am I going to stop wearing my cute new shoes? Of course not, I'll just have to be discrete when I'm walking in them as to not offend anyone.